Silence is suspicious – Toddler T-shirt

Your toddler is up to something. We can feel it. Whether they’re unusually quiet in the next room, “helping” in the kitchen, or calmly watching TV without changing the volume 14 times — it’s a trap. That’s why we made this funny slogan toddler t-shirt, featuring our red fuzzy megaphone monster who’s not afraid to call out sus behavior.

“Silence is suspicious” isn’t just a clever quote. It’s a survival instinct. And now, it’s available in soft, toddler-sized cotton so your little monster can wear their warning label with pride (and crumbs). Ideal for preschoolers, daycare kings, and toddlers who are suspiciously quiet right before something sticky happens.

📣 Loud design for loud little humans

Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology, this red monster Funny Slogan Toddler T-Shirt design holds up to snack stains, paint splatters, and wild toddler acrobatics. The print won’t crack or fade — unlike your patience when things get too quiet. Plus, the bold slogan keeps adults alert and siblings slightly alarmed. Just how we like it.

🎁 Monster gift tip

This funny slogan toddler t-shirt pairs perfectly with a matching baby bodysuit or mommy/daddy shirt from our Family Collection. Whether you’re building a full monster squad or just dressing your chaos goblin for a birthday party, this tee guarantees laughs (and probably a mess).

Bonus points if your toddler points to the shirt and says “Me?” when everyone hears a suspicious crash from the hallway.

🎯 Perfect for...

• Toddlers who treat silence like a weapon
• Parents who’ve learned to fear “too quiet”
• Funny birthday gifts for preschoolers
• Photo day chaos
• Boogabo monster squad coordination

🌀 Warning: may encourage sass

This shirt has been known to cause spontaneous snack requests, dramatic pointing, and an increased love for yelling "NO!" with flair. Boogabo takes no responsibility for monster-like behavior while wearing this funny slogan toddler t-shirt — we just help them look cute doing it.

🧸 Comfort meets comedy

Made from soft, durable cotton (with a hint of polyester in Heather or Ash), this toddler tee is gentle on growing skin and tough enough for playground scuffles. It features side-seamed construction, a ribbed topstitch collar, and shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape — so it holds its shape through all the rolling, flopping, and cartwheeling your toddler throws at it.

📏 Sizing made simple

Available in 4 toddler sizes. When in doubt: size up. Suspicious creatures grow faster than you'd think.

All measurements are garment dimensions. A = Body Length, B = Chest Width, C = Sleeve Length

Product measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm.

🌍 Boogabo Quality + Conscious Production

This funny slogan toddler t-shirt is printed on demand to reduce waste, tantrums, and interdimensional textile breakdowns. Orders are fulfilled at the closest location to you, for faster delivery and fewer monster complaints.

📦 Fulfillment & Shipping

• Printed in the EU (Latvia or Germany) and the USA (North Carolina or California)
• Shipped from the location closest to the customer
• Fulfillment time: 2–5 business days
• Tracking info provided with every order

Check our FAQ page for the nerdy details or reach out to hello@boogabo.com.

🛡️ Safety & Warranty

All Boogabo toddler tees comply with the EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) and include a 2-year warranty. They're made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes and tested for safety, including formaldehyde, phthalates, lead, and flammability compliance. No scary stuff — just silly, safe clothes for suspicious little monsters.

See official info at the EU Consumer Protection site.