Silence is suspicious – Funny slogan baby bodysuit

Looking for a funny slogan baby bodysuit that captures the chaotic cuteness of your mini monster? We’ve got you covered — literally. Meet Boogabo’s “Silence is suspicious” baby onesie. Inspired by every suspicious moment of peace that parents know never ends well, this red fuzzy loudmouth monster is here to say what we’re all thinking: when the baby’s quiet… something is up.

Whether it’s sudden silence during tummy time, or a mysteriously quiet car ride, this bodysuit is the perfect outfit for raising suspicion and eyebrows. Ideal for babies who are born loud, stay loud, or are just one nap away from summoning the chaos gods.

📣 A design that yells for itself

The red monster with a megaphone doesn’t whisper — it declares. Printed in high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment), the funny slogan baby bodysuit design won’t fade, crack, or peel, no matter how many wash cycles, snack attacks, or diaper disasters come its way. Plus, the bold "Silence is suspicious" slogan will make everyone at the family gathering smile (and maybe panic a little).

🎁 Monster gift tip

Pair this with a matching mommy or daddy T-shirt from our Family Collection for a full-blown funny family moment. Bonus points if your baby wears it to a baby shower and grabs the mic.

Extra bonus points if your mother-in-law sees it and says, “Why is that creature yelling on your baby’s chest?” To which you can say, “Because he’s speaking the truth.”

This funny slogan baby bodysuit is more than just clothing — it’s a vibe. A very loud, Boogabo-approved, megaphone-wielding vibe. Perfect for baby photoshoots, newborn gifts, and parents who believe naps are a trap.

🎯 Perfect for...

• Babies with big opinions and even bigger lungs
• Parents who know silence = danger
• Funny baby shower gifts
• Instagram-worthy outfits
• Newborns who take the term "announcement" literally

🧸 Comfort meets comedy

Babies are wriggly, unpredictable little comedians — and they deserve a onesie that keeps up. This soft baby bodysuit is made from 100% combed ringspun cotton, with a fabric weight of 170 g/m². It’s breathable, gentle on baby skin, and durable enough to survive every giggle, scream and suspicious silence.

It features an envelope neckline and lap shoulder design that makes dressing easy, and a three-snap closure for lightning-fast diaper changes — even with one hand and a full coffee cup.

📏 Sizing made simple

Available in 4 sizes: 6M, 12M, 18M and 24M. When in doubt, size up. Your baby will grow into it — probably overnight.

Product measurements may vary by up to 0.5" (1.25 cm).

🌍 Boogabo Quality + Conscious Production

Every Boogabo product — including this funny slogan baby bodysuit — is printed on demand. That means we only produce what’s needed, reducing waste, overproduction, and monster-related textile tantrums. Your order is custom made and shipped from the nearest facility to your location. Local fulfillment = faster delivery, fewer emissions, and one less excuse for tantrums.

📦 Fulfillment & Shipping

• Printed in the EU (Latvia or Germany) and the USA (North Carolina or California)
• Shipped from the location closest to the customer
• Fulfillment time: 2–5 business days
• Tracking info provided with every order

You can find more info on our EU consumer protection
or reach out to our monster support team via hello@boogabo.com.

🛡️ Safety & Warranty

This funny slogan baby bodysuit complies with EU General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR) and comes with a 2-year warranty. No scary chemicals, no unsafe fabrics — just safe, soft, silly clothing for your little monster. For full safety info, visit EU consumer protection.